Babby’s second birthday and a trip to the zoo!

sleepyweasel17:

tricksofthelight:

sleepyweasel17:

jarofbees:

I need nine million dollars.

That’s not what Jay-Zee says.  His theorem is that the amount of money currently in your possession is directly proportional to the number of problems in your life.

That’s Biggie, not Jay-Z.

Says some random person on the internet. 

Also, It’s probably both.

who cares, listen to Tupac.

sleepyweasel17:

jarofbees:

I need nine million dollars.

That’s not what Jay-Zee says.  His theorem is that the amount of money currently in your possession is directly proportional to the number of problems in your life.

That’s Biggie, not Jay-Z.

What’s wrong with queefs? — Parker
lacigreen:

i have seen hell

D:

lacigreen:

i have seen hell

D:

magicpawed:

ghost puns are the BOO diggety 

magicpawed:

ghost puns are the BOO diggety 

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Around that time, a long-term study came out that compared pairs of siblings — one breast-fed, the other formula-fed. It debunked the “breast is better” mantra that I kept hearing: “Breast-feeding might be no more beneficial than bottle-feeding for 10 of 11 long-term health and well-being outcomes in children age 4 to 14,” the study found; those outcomes included body mass index, obesity, hyperactivity, reading comprehension, math ability and memory-based intelligence…

There are, of course, dozens of studies that say breast-feeding is better for boosting nutrition and immunity in newborns. But this study was considered groundbreaking because it compared siblings rather than unrelated children, where demographic differences and whether a pregnant woman smokes or drinks can bias studies in favor of breast-feeding, said Cynthia Colen, an assistant professor of sociology at Ohio State University and the lead author of the study.
Why I don’t breast-feed, if you must know - The Washington Post

Excellent article all the way around from a cancer survivor who is sick of being asked why she’s not breastfeeding, including from nurses apparently who don’t realize that a full double mastectomy should mean absolutely no milk production is possible. That is, after all, the point of a mastectomy: no tissue left. In short: mind your own damn business, people.

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Not gonna lie, my first thought was “HA, SUCK IT!” I got so tired of trying to tiptoe around the fact that I tried to breastfeed and was too sick when people asked/judged.

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shots fired

shots fired

sleepyweasel17:

pizzaismylifepizzaisking:

ultrafacts:

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Dogs are very smart

All puppies best puppies

Labs are eternal two year olds. Huskies are eternal teenagers.

"That bitch went running without me. I’LL CHEW HER SHOELACES ON HER RUNNING SHOES F HER."

doingthingsinthedesert:

carmennab:

my biggest struggle in life is trying to make my eyeliner the same on both eyes

the struggle is real

Poor Craig

Even though my coworker is in CA, I can hear him beating his head against a wall after looking at my code.

This is what happens when you over-troubleshoot an issue and break something else.

"I’m just trying to figure out what you were trying to accomplish."

itsliketheyknowus:

"Brushing my toddler’s teeth is my favorite way to unwind. She never flops around like a deranged mackerel hell-bent on knocking herself unconscious on the nearest wall, counter, or tile floor. It’s our special time together."

itsliketheyknowus:

"Brushing my toddler’s teeth is my favorite way to unwind. She never flops around like a deranged mackerel hell-bent on knocking herself unconscious on the nearest wall, counter, or tile floor. It’s our special time together."

crystal-celeste:

crystal-celeste:

This is so frustrating. I am scrolling through what seems to be some nice, bright makeup on Instagram, and I come across this. Cool Halloween makeup idea, right? Um… WRONG. I had to say something, even though I’m sure I’ll get tons of hate from their loyal fans… I must reiterate: MY CULTURE IS NOT A COSTUME!

I see this is making its rounds again, hard to believe it has been a year! With that said, I would like to add that Dia de Muertos began even before Mexico was called “Mexico.” The indigenos of what is now known as Mexico had more than a day designated to honor our dead, some report that the ceremonies lasted about 20 days. This is a sacred practice that is precious to us. Respect our culture, don’t appropriate it.

Thiiiiisssss. Also, we’re in a new place so I’m not sure where to go for festivities this year. Last year I was terrified someone would be like “stupid white people appropriating our holiday” when I took Babby. I’m still nervous about it, but it’s his culture too and I know damn well Chris won’t make it a point to continue passing his heritage to his son. doomsdame88, wanna chaperone a white lady and her white looking babby?

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