"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in
LEAVES AND STICKS
Car is 65% damaged and will take minimum three weeks to fix.
After they get parts.
I SHOULD’VE SET IT ON FIRE.
No gym yet.
I know! I’ll pull all the weeds and de-thatch the entire yard!
Yes, let me do absolutely everything for you AND let you yell at me because you’re tired.
My son likes to play in the dog water bowl.
Normally it’s a little irritating to mop up but we moved the bowls because ants. (Can I be done with ants forever? What the fuck. This has been the year of the ants.) I didn’t see that he’d done it and then WEEEEE SPLAT and I’m on the floor.
Thankfully I landed on my hip/ass, so I imagine a bruise is about the worst of it.
The best part was when he saw me fall and said “uh oh!”