Babby has discovered a love of wearing my shoes and playing in my makeup drawer. He put my bra on last week. Too early to start hoping for a drag queen?

doingthingsinthedesert replied to your post: Guess who’s going to be shelling out hella cash for private school?
Dude you’ve got a minute to worry about that.

ugh reblogging in old safari is the worst. stupid formatting.

I actually only have about a year if we want to get him into a not-shitty school. Since his birthday falls after 11:59pm September 1, we have to pay for a private/charter kindergarten if we want him to be in with kids roughly his age. And it’s on a lottery system for 1-5, so the more years your kid is already there (as in 3 and 4), the better your chances? Idk, it’s like the reaping or something. So we might end up putting him in the part time 3 year old pre-k next year ($460/month), and then the full-time 4 year old pre-k/kindergarten the following year ($690/month).

also the public elementary school we’re assigned to is complete shit. In summary: thank god we only have one.

mar-see-ah:

Guess what I’m doing?


I’m going to embroider this on my husband’s pillow.

mar-see-ah:

Guess what I’m doing?

I’m going to embroider this on my husband’s pillow.

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It’s physically impossible for a woman to reach an orgasm without a man. No, don’t look at me like that - it’s a fact of biology! This explains why women don’t masturbate the way men do, and why lesbian relationships don’t last. Look it up.

(Male) Second Year Biology Major (via shitrichcollegekidssay)

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wooooooooooooooooow

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You know how I know you’ve never given a woman an orgasm?

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Guess who’s going to be shelling out hella cash for private school?

No it’s cool, I didn’t want my MS anyway.

starlord-man:

electricdoc:

itsmeganonthemoon:

electricdoc:

jensenacklesmeltsmyheart:

electricdoc:

alonelyangel6:

electricdoc:

thesweetandawesomeqinn:

electricdoc:

stabble1234:

electricdoc:

slendersummerseve:

BITCH I WILL FUCKING CUT YOU



YOU’VE ANGERED THE WRONG FANDOM



You’re going down punk, just you FUCKNG WAIT!! You will learn that this fandom is far worse than you will ever want to know. We may seem soft and shy, but we’re just being NICE! We can be cold, cruel, mean, and make you suffer and wish you had never said what you said. We can send you into the farthest most empty reaches of the galaxy, summon demons to our disposal to make you suffer, and make you feel the feelings that we experience, and don’t fucking think for a single goddamn second that’s easy! The amount of emotions that would boil inside of you would literally kill you. So keep your motherfucking distance and we won’t hurt you, so stay the hell back, asshole. If you so much as insult us one more time, we will bring firey hell upon you and bitch slap you into oblivion. Your move, dildo.



We know how to kill a human and hide the evidence. Your body will never be found, and that is a promise.



You do realize a majority of the fandom are 20 somethings right? or at least in college. We can find you, kill you, and make it look like you killed yourself. Don’t try us :)



Shut up.We can exorcise a demon from you faster than Dean and Sam, believe me you need it.We can toss you into a supernova, never to be seen again, or banish you to the end of the universe where you would explode to create a new one.We can murder you and destroy all evidence of you ever existing.Basically- D-O-N-T-C-R-O-S-S-U-S



I love you, this is amazing. I love Sherlock and Supernatural, hate doctor who, but man this made me laugh so hard

ahahahahahahahahaha.

starlord-man:

electricdoc:

itsmeganonthemoon:

electricdoc:

jensenacklesmeltsmyheart:

electricdoc:

alonelyangel6:

electricdoc:

thesweetandawesomeqinn:

electricdoc:

stabble1234:

electricdoc:

slendersummerseve:

BITCH I WILL FUCKING CUT YOU

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YOU’VE ANGERED THE WRONG FANDOM

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You’re going down punk, just you FUCKNG WAIT!! You will learn that this fandom is far worse than you will ever want to know. We may seem soft and shy, but we’re just being NICE! We can be cold, cruel, mean, and make you suffer and wish you had never said what you said. We can send you into the farthest most empty reaches of the galaxy, summon demons to our disposal to make you suffer, and make you feel the feelings that we experience, and don’t fucking think for a single goddamn second that’s easy! The amount of emotions that would boil inside of you would literally kill you. So keep your motherfucking distance and we won’t hurt you, so stay the hell back, asshole. If you so much as insult us one more time, we will bring firey hell upon you and bitch slap you into oblivion. Your move, dildo.

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We know how to kill a human and hide the evidence. Your body will never be found, and that is a promise.

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You do realize a majority of the fandom are 20 somethings right? or at least in college. We can find you, kill you, and make it look like you killed yourself. Don’t try us :)

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Shut up.
We can exorcise a demon from you faster than Dean and Sam, believe me you need it.
We can toss you into a supernova, never to be seen again, or banish you to the end of the universe where you would explode to create a new one.
We can murder you and destroy all evidence of you ever existing.
Basically- D-O-N-T-C-R-O-S-S-U-S

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I love you, this is amazing. I love Sherlock and Supernatural, hate doctor who, but man this made me laugh so hard

ahahahahahahahahaha.

(via jarofbees)

chescaleigh:

upworthy:

A Really Easy Chart To Help Americans Understand One Particular ‘Fashion’ Statement

Halloween is right around the corner folks…

reblogging because I literally had this argument with a mom from the ~mommies group~ about how it was totes awesome that her kid is into learning about history with regard to native americans (except not really lbr) but using it as fodder for costume justification was still cultural appropriation so staaaahhhhhppppp for fucks sake.
and then there was another mom who was like “WELL I’M NATIVE AMERICAN AND I SAY IT’S OKAY BECAUSE I CLEARLY SPEAK FOR EVERYONE” and I just stopped and deactivated my fb for a day because jfc why is this so difficult to understand.

chescaleigh:

upworthy:

A Really Easy Chart To Help Americans Understand One Particular ‘Fashion’ Statement

Halloween is right around the corner folks…

reblogging because I literally had this argument with a mom from the ~mommies group~ about how it was totes awesome that her kid is into learning about history with regard to native americans (except not really lbr) but using it as fodder for costume justification was still cultural appropriation so staaaahhhhhppppp for fucks sake.

and then there was another mom who was like “WELL I’M NATIVE AMERICAN AND I SAY IT’S OKAY BECAUSE I CLEARLY SPEAK FOR EVERYONE” and I just stopped and deactivated my fb for a day because jfc why is this so difficult to understand.

(via doingthingsinthedesert)

Pretty sure that’s official dominos hiring policy.

Pretty sure that’s official dominos hiring policy.

mmhmmgurlgohead:

I think i can, I think i can, I think i can!

can’t breathe. send help.

mmhmmgurlgohead:

I think i can, I think i can, I think i can!

can’t breathe. send help.

doingthingsinthedesert:

andtaylorr:

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tricksofthelight

PUMPKIN SPICE EVERYTHINGGGGG

doingthingsinthedesert:

andtaylorr:

wattt

tricksofthelight

PUMPKIN SPICE EVERYTHINGGGGG

The most necessary tool for any home improvement project:

totaldrivel:

An expansive and diverse vocabulary of swear words.